As does my sloppy code.
Great 3000th post, Sua
And I didn’t bother hitting on my sister’s friends because a) they were ugly, I know beggars can’t be choosers but I’d need 6 paper bags to put over the heads of this bunch and b) I don’t want to be one of those creepy seniors who bags sophomores and freshmen.
Think of it from George Carlin’s point of view. He never slept with a ten, but he did have five twos.
What are you doing, looking at Georgetown! You seriously need to consider La Roche .
Thanks for the extra reasons, mags, they’re much appreciated. I still don’t think I was wrong to apply there early, though; I wanted to go there then and it was a non-binding early action, which was the kicker. Still, it’s a shame that I didn’t know what I wanted earlier. Cest la vie.
And Sua, of course we wanted to go there. That’s why we applied. It’s a great school in a great location, and great people go there. But I think we’re entitled to blow off some steam; college applications do not breed a low-stress environment, and dissapointments like this are worthy of a couple underhanded insults.
Yeah, and one day you’ll be sitting there years later thinking to yourself, “I could have fucked six chicks in one night and I didn’t. What the flaming fuck was wrong with me??? Shit, right now I’d settle for being able to fuck just one!” Trust me on this one, I know. My senior year there was this beautiful red head that I could have screwed and didn’t simply because she was a freshman. I’ve never had the chance to date a red head since, and few of the women I’ve dated have been as good looking as her. I’ve been kicking my ass over it since about my middle twenties. If I had it to do all over again, I’d plop her down in typing class and go for it in front of God and everybody, just so that I could say I did her. Damn!
::Walks off muttering angrily to himself about just how fucking stupid he was.::
Doesn’t seem fair that you were grounded because someone else was indiscreet. If you’re old enough to apply to colleges, you’re old enough for your parents to give the benefit of the doubt that you can make your own decisions. Besides, what do they think you’re going to do when you go away to the college that does accept you? 
Looking to adopt a 17-year-old who’s going to need some serious $ for college?
You’ll have to earn your keep. Here’s a mop and a bucket.