Damn my liver of super power!!!

The BBQ Pit
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God bless it! Drugs just don’t effect me, at least, not easily. I have just drunk what would amount to 6 oz of alcohol and I barely feel a thing. THIS IS ANNOYING!!! In all facets of medicated life I am forced to deal with this terrible tolerance of unnatural toxicants. When I visit the dentist it always takes triple the normal amount of novocaine to cause any effect at all. Now I visit a man who offers gas as well (that seems to work nicely). Every medication that I have been given by doctor or psychologist has always had to be doubled or tripled until they had some effect, if even then; and often not.

It is terribly annoying and I am very tired. I envy you with normal pharmacological dispositions that can get drunk, or take medications easily. God, but I am tired.

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Best of luck to you. I, myself, am now going to bed, having ingested some 300mL of Stolichnaya.

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I envy your liver of power. Imagine if some slinky double-agent tried to slip you a mickey. You’d be able to stay cogent long enough to put that Walther to good use and call for backup with your double-DES wristphone.

It’s a gift, man. Don’t abuse it.

Seriously, are your physicians correctly accounting for bodymass? They damned well should be, but you never know. I mention this because ignoring the effect of a super-effective liver, bodymass is the biggest determinent in how much drug it will take to achieve a certain effect.

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Is that why you chose your username?