ore-GA-no? Al-u-min-ee-um? Christ, when will the madness end?
Elfje, my response was meant in good humour too. As was the OP. Damnit, I knew I should have used smilies. 
Jennyrosity, my wife has a rather strong lisp, and nearly killed herself pronouncing this line from Patience (an obscure opera by Gilbert & Sullivan):
I sat down with her and coached her through the word “aestheticism” for about two hours.
Hell, Kizarvexius, that line is tricky for somebody without a speech impediment! 
Or even a speech imediment…