We currently have two books on the Da Vinci Code at work- Cracking The Da Vinci Code and Decoding The Da Vinci Code. They both purport to be guides to the fact/fiction aspects of the original.
I read a little bit of the former yesterday, and it’s nice to know that Mary Magdelene and Jesus were definitely married, and that their kids became the Merovingian Emperors. And that Paul was just trying to create a nice, non-offensive religion. Of course. It all comes clear, now.
I think I’m just annoyed at the books because there’s so much hype, and so many people seem to be treating Dan Brown as Giver Of The Truth. That’s the impression I get working in a bookstore, anyway.