You still don’t get it. This isn’t about about the 80%, it’s about the other 20%. Anyone can find themselves among the 20% in the twinkling of an eye. Frugality, prudence, and hard work may not protect you; the value of the work you do can drop to a fraction in today’s ruthless labor market. We’ve seen how the value of your house can fall off a cliff–because of choices made by other people, whether speculating schemers in the boardrooms of banks or your next door neighbors running up the Visa card.
**Rand Rover **-
[Nelson Muntz] HA HA! [/Nelson Muntz]
You are a certified Moron now.
Regards.
-Ed.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
PS: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I did want to at least comment just once to laugh at the OP.
Does anyone else think he ought to write his predictions in quatrains?
And choke on them? Because it just wont be the same with out the choking.
I came here to say this. . . 
Oh well, I’ll have to improvise.
[Homer]
Mmmmmmm. . . .de-lic-ious Rand Rover tears. . .
[/Homer]
Gee, guys, I’m starting to feel kinda bad, picking on poor ol’ Rand like this…oh, wait, it was just gas! Aaaaah, much better! Carry on!
Whoa, there, comrade. Don’t let the cat out of the bag just yet. We don’t switch to Russian until after the midterms.
Was that Homer? I thought it was Cartmen in the Scott Tenrman must die episode.
[Cartmen]Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
{starts licking Scott’s tears off his face}
Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!
[/Cartman]
I was thinking about making a joke, possibly involving Nomad from Star Trek, but now that I have gubmit health care, it’s too much work. I’m going to go out and smoke some crack instead! And Rand Rover is going to end up paying for it!
I said it in the other thread, but what the hell, I’ll say it here too.
IN YO FACE!! IN YO FACE!! IN YO FACE!!
You threw your lot in with fools like Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck. You let the crassest, most loathsome elements in your party become your spokespeople. You spun lies that were egregious even by Washington standards. You sold out to interests that were claiming to stand up for the little guy, but in fact did the bidding of corporate overlords.
And what do you have to show for it? Just a big shit sandwich.
Eat up.
In an shocking twist, it turns out the grave Rand Rover was dancing on was just a big hole in the ground, and he fell and broke his leg. In a more ironic twist, his health insurer refused to cover the hospital bill.
I can honestly say the fact this thread exists actually makes passage of healthcare reform even more sweet.
So now it’s not just the fact that 28 million more people will have coverage, pre-existing conditions won’t matter, and caps are gone, but libertarian douches like Rand Rover now have to suck the big **brass balls **of Nancy Pelosi, Rahm Emanuel and Barack Obama. Don’t choke, now! Eeeease those balls into your mouth, let the clean smooth sack gently rest on your tongue, adjust your jaw for maximum comfort, caress the taint with your bottom lip…yeah that’s it, you got it. Now suck bitches. Suck those balls. And enjoy a real American teabagging by real American patriots.
*Wanders off whistling a happy tune *
Wouldn’t the more ironic twist be that the insurer wouldn’t have covered it before, but now because of the new laws, they have to?
So when do the Death Panels start and where do I put in my application?
This is the opportune time to repost my drawing of Rand Rover.
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1700/mighty.jpg <–Warning. Leads to muppet fisting.
Probably, but nothing in the bill takes effect within the next year or two, as far as I can tell.