Gats n’ Thuggs board game
Tammy Faye Make-up kit (comes with trowel and ladle)
Spider-Hole Saddam action figure
They make a perfect stocking stuffer. 
Taser Tag! by Whammo
L’il Felcher Reusable Fun Straw
Dolly Dagger and her pal, Mr. Jimi
The <b>Paris Hilton: My first nightvision camera</b> kit.
The Janet Jackson “Wardrobe Malfunction” doll with real laser gun nipple
Srgnt. Rummy’s™ Abu Gharib playset
Barnum Toys’ “My First Sword Swallower’s Kit”
“Li’l Hiroshima™” Build-your-own-Atomic-Bomb kit
G.I. Joe’s Russian Roulette game
Bonham and Vicious Toy Company’s **All Alone and Turning Blue ** board game, complete with vodka, shot glasses, syringes, and pure uncut heroin. First one to turn blue wins!
Mengele Company’s **Real Nazi Doctor Kit **.
Vinnie “The Thumbs’” Meat Grinder
Little King Louis First Guillotine (some assembly required)
Tiny Tims Biology Lab comes with microscope, forceps, and E. Coli culture
WMD with real Sarin[sup]TM[/sup] gas!
Books to while away cold, winter days with:
You Can Eat Anything! Recipes for Various Things Found in the Backyard
Klutz Books, How to Tie a Hangman’s Noose and Other Fun Things To Do with Rope
WWHAGD? Guide to Being Lost in Woods
The Amazing Feats of Magicians: How Long Can You Hold Your Breath Underwater?
Educational toys for over-achievers:
I Want to Be a Phamacist: Drug Lab Kit (Professions Series)
Easy Pyrotechnics Kit: Make Your Own Fireworks
Necropsy Kit: What Makes Your Cat Tick? (Science Series)
Of course, these products come complete with typos and poor grammar on the packaging as all third-world goods should. 
How about a Klaus Barbie doll?
In fact, you could have a whole line of Cabbage patch fascists dolls.
Disclaimer: If any of these offend you, blame my husband, he thought up half of these. (You should see the ones I refused to type.)
Toys/accessories
“Li’l Stiffy” Viagra candy necklace
Domestic Violence Victim Barbie complete with a wifebeater-clad, alcoholic Ken, bed, matches and gasoline
Rise n’ Shine Defibrillator Alarm Clock
Bob the (Bomb) Builder
Toys R’ Us Executioner Kit
My First Delirium Tremor Detox Kit
My First Michael Jackson Drink Mixer
Neighborhood Zombie Kit: why watch it when you can live it?
Easy Bake Magic Brownies
Spontaneous Combustion Dora
L’il Puss & Boots’ Cat Neutering Kit
Tony Soprano’s Interrogation Kit (includes free blender)
Mattel’s Bada Bing Dolls
L’il Fatty’s Gastric Bypass Set (why wait until you’re an adult?)
**
Books:**
*101 Ways to Cook a Cat
Pimp Daddy Jr’s Big Book O’ Smack
The Tooth Fairy Screams at Midnight
When Pets Die: Turning Medical Failures Into Fun
Columbian Juan’s White Christmas
Uncle Joe’s Vietnam Flashback Popup Book
Take the Bag to the Man on the Corner: an After-School Job Guide
The Olsen Twins’ Bitchin’ Bulimia Handbook
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hybrid_dogfish, I had to look up coprophagy. You are one sick mofo.
Hasbro’s "My Little Pipe Bomb"
I just realized that my lightsaber kit was a repeat of last year’s-does it still count?
Why thankyou
Maybe we should have some more books?
See Kitty Run- An informative guide on the use of firecrackers.
The 18" Ice Blue Jelly Wand Of Power And other Cool Stuff Under Mum’s Bed.
Rattlesnakes: They Only Want To Play
The New Adventures Of Tubgirl-A Picture Story Book
The Three Billy Goatse Gruff
My First Bible-With Kid-Friendly Commentary from Jack Chick
My First Lockpicking Book - Includes chapters on medicine cabinets, gunsafes and trigger locks
Lord Of The Rings: Gollum Cookbook (With recipes for fish and rabbit)
Mr. Trogdor the Burninator Head
Village not included
Hamas Barbie.
Parker Brother’s Hide the Body!
Some products Gerber Foods will be intoducing this Christmas :
Baby’s First Coffee
Baby’s First Cigarette