Danish TV debuts new children's cartoon - about a man with a giant, uncontrollable penis

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If it was a tail, that I could understand, but a PENIS? And it’s aimed at young children!

What I saw of the episodes on You Tube were even too risque for Adult Swim MHO. If Danes think this is child-friendly, they must be total perverts. (I’ll admit, it was funny, but I’m an adult, mmmkay?)

(Maybe this decision was made by the same people who thought “Ren & Stimpy” was appropriate for Nickelodeon almost 30 years ago? I heard that its creator is in some big trouble for consorting with underage girls, which doesn’t surprise me at all.)

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Episodes vary in length.

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Phrasing!!!

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He really needs to get a grip on that.

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What has kids TV cum too?

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I can see that in creating this, the producers thought long and hard.

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The character will be renamed Dick Johnson when it runs in the U.S.

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It’s not how long you make it, it’s how you make it long!

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Scheduling must be a nightmare not knowing if a given episode is 15 min or an hour.

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Bob Dole has come out of retirement for the advertising between episodes.

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If an episode of this cartoon lasts for more than 4 hours, see a doctor!

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Lets hope he’s up for it.

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Hey he may be half the man he was, but he’s still twice the man as most of us!

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What’s the Danish for “Mon ami, c’est magnifique!”?

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Google Translate
Min ven, dette er smukt!

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And I thought everything was big in Texas… :astonished:

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I heard they’re going to use “Great Balls of Fire” as the theme song. :musical_note:

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Now that is a Great Dane!

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Despite all the jokes, which I’m not in any way trying to, um, deflate, it seems pretty clear that the protagonist’s penile escapades are not being presented as sexual. No erections, ejaculations, sexual arousal, just magic prehensile penis.

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Looks like silly fun. Penis appears clad all the time, in the clips I’ve seen.
Not that Scandinavians seem to have a problem with showing kids penises and having a laugh at the same time, if Pubertet was anything to go by.