Dark Sponge Knows The Secrets Of Judaism

Recreational outrage, from a Christian??!!? Say it ain’t so!

Of course, it’s not like my pastor complained about no Christian Christmas stamps while using Our Lady of Guápulo as an example of heathens celebrating the winter holiday…

You’re right. It’s not.

You rolled for reading comprehension. How have you critically failed multiple times in one thread?

ETA: To clarify, I’m pointing out that you went into the discussion looking to be upset. So did my pastor. You’re both whiny twits that prove HMS_Irruncible is right, while expecting them to reengage with you after you call them an ignorant bigoted person.

You are, of course, free to call me a whiny twit, especially in the Pit. But I neither expect nor want HMS_Irruncible to re-engage with me.

One, I’m not lying about anything here, so fuck you. What, exactly, do you think I’m lying about? My reaction was quite genuine. Seriously. HMS pissed me off. Was I not clear about that?

And “waving my Christianity around?” Please, point to where I’ve ever done that, anywhere, at any time, at SDMB.

I’m well aware of what “sanctimonious” means. But go ahead, keep selectively editing my posts to make your point.

Nah, buddy, fuck you.

That you were “genuinely curious” after their first post, I thought I made that clear?

Right here in this thread, where you’re assuming the very traditional Christian role of a martyr.

Go ahead, keep proving you have zero fucking clue what “selective editing” is.

I was curious. That’s all. I think that, in the Pit, as opposed to other forums, you’re allowed to call me a liar, so go right ahead. You can do it, since your accusation of lying is really just a statement of opinion and so irrefutable. But you’re wrong.

You subsequent posts and obvious shoulder-chip say different.

That is just not a reasonable interpretation of what they said. They said they didn’t know, and aren’t going to try and find out. And told you that, if you wanted to find out, you could go check for yourself.

It’s not fair for you to attack them for a position they didn’t actually take. Your interpretation is in complete contradiction to their actual words.

That’s why it was not clear to anyone why you were upset, including at least two Christians (me and Chronos).

You’re just wrong. My asking if the poster meant all Christians was a fair question.

But I’ll give you the “chip on your shoulder” thing. Both when it comes to religion (here at the SDMB) and this particular poster.

Holy shit, folks, this thread is about Dark Sponge’s idiocy.

Actually, it’s a perfectly reasonable response. And the poster didn’t say “I don’t know,” he/she/they said “don’t give a shit” Those are quite different things.

I mean, I’m sure the poster will appreciate you retconning his/her/their response, but that’s what you’re doing.

And if it’s not clear to you why I’m upset, well, I don’t care. I was. It was clear to me.

You’re right.

OK, Dark Sponge’s thing about “forbidden” parts of the Torah was just bizarre. And possibly anti-Semitic, but the statement was so incomprehensible that I can’t even begin to figure out what was in his mind.

And there was some side trip about Messianic Judaism. Who are, admittedly, a bunch that’s hard to pigeonhole. The whole thing was baffling.

Boo hoo. What happened to turning the other cheek? I guess that’s more fake Christian ethics as well.

Look, I’ll explain this to you as I would a very young, brain-damaged child. When I say “Christians can be fucking morons” (as I now do), in the English language, this means “some Christians can be fucking morons.” It does not mean “every single last Christian is a moron.”

So take your dimwit thin-skinned bleating and fuck off into space, but thanks for adding one more data point to the “Christians are fucking morons” theory.

You could have just said that, instead of responding that you don’t give a shit. And then this thread would have been a lot shorter.

Sure, I’m a Christian (Catholic, specifically), but I never said I was a good Christian. :laughing:

This could have been shorter if you didn’t choose to be a whining victim. What I said was perfectly clear, you were just prepared to climb up on the cross and cry about your bad interpretation. Wonder where that tendency comes from.

Where? I genuinely don’t understand what point you’re trying to make here.

Unsurprising.

No doubt. I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, to be sure.

So help me out. What’s your point?