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This got me really intrigued. I had to know what the devastatingly-handsome actor who played Fox Mulder was trying to get across to me. Was this some kind of coded message? Was he actually living out his famous X-Files role?
It really must be a secret message. Now, to decode it. How am I going to do this? I’ve been reading and reading on various cryptology websites, but haven’t found anything that might help me crack the code. Oh well. I guess I’ll never know.
Argent Towers, please remember to follow the “two-click” rule when posting NSFW links. I’ve gone ahead and unparsed your links, making them unclickable.
I’m choosing to interpret this as “sweet Tea Leoni babe stripping and teasing”. I’ve always thought the two of them should work on more projects together.
Makes sense to me… Duchovny had done some time as an English grad student, and everyone knows that liberal arts academese is mostly gibberish these days.
Hmmmm – I’ve managed to crack the secrete “www” code and hack into Duchovny’s secret computer files. It’s not the TV star, as you believed, but a former KGB agent selling stolen Soviet-era weapons of mass destruction. They appear to shoot massive amounts of white fluid over the faces of unsuspecting American virgins, thus rendering the females impotent or something. I must study this further. I will report my findings when I am finished. I’m almost finished … ah, yes, yes, yes!
And, now, I’m just not interested any more. Good luck with breaking “the code”.
