I’ve been unemployed since November, and am home all day. I spend most of my time reading, or on the Net, or doing something constructive, but I do watch some TV, mostly to have something to watch/listen to in the background while I’m working on textile crafts. I do confess to an addiction to Investigation Discovery channel.
Judging from the ads, if you’re watching daytime TV, you’re probably injured or disabled. If so, there’s someone you should sue. Every other ad is for some lawyer: offering to sue insurance companies for not paying enough for your auto accident; offering to sue your doctor if you didn’t get well soon enough; or to sue somebody - anybody - if you were injured in an accident, or exposed to asbestos, or had a hip replaced with the wrong brand of joint, or were prescribed a certain medicine. Just call for your free information kit! And if you don’t have documentation of your injury, you can call and be referred to a clinic, who will attest to how at-fault somebody else is.
If you’re not disabled and suing somebody, then you’re a loser who can’t get a job because you aren’t educated. But rather than getting a GED and going to a community college or something, you should go to any one of a dozen unaccredited “career institutes” with untransferable credits.
Maybe you’ve “forgotten” to pay your taxes for the last 10+ years, and the IRS is breathing down your neck. We’ll settle it for a fraction of the amount!
Of course, you should use anything you’ve saved to get life insurance. What would happen to your family if you died?! They’d lose their house! Their dreams of college! Your wife couldn’t afford to bury you!
If you’re a senior on a fixed income, you need to get a reverse-mortgage (Robert Wagner says so!). You also need a motorized stair-climber, and an electric scooter-chair and diabetic-supplies delivered to your door. If you qualify, you don’t pay a penny.
I understand that daytime TV ads used to be targeted to stay-at-home moms (hence the term “soap opera”). Now they’re aimed at disabled people, undereducated unemployed people and senior citizens - and the most desperate and/or gullible ones of each group, at that!