There is, but it apparently isn’t very impressive.
“…while eyewitnesses described the mod as belaboring the victim with a Nerf bat while screaming “Sight? Sight?”…”
Snowballs are very dangerous. That is why everyone who lives in the north has lost an eye or have friends who have been killed by them when they were growing up. The population of the north grows much slower due to these dangerous missiles. In order to save our northern youth, the police have a shoot to kill policy.It is only fair.
Has detective Baylor made a public statement yet? Because if not, it would be a good exercise in creative writing to imagine what he would say.
“Two feet of snow had powdered the ground that December day, blanketing the seaboard in silence. Cars stayed in their parking spots as workplaces and schools and federal offices were shut down. I was driving my beloved, burgundy Hummer home from the liquor store with two cases of Schlitz to get me through the rest of the weekend, when suddenly ‘slap slap!’ snowballs started hitting my car. ‘I wonder how they were able to make snowballs out of this powdery snow’ I thought, before realizing 'Hey, those bastards are throwing snowballs at Hummie!” I reached for my shotgun, but decided the pistol would be a better weapon for scaring this crowd of miscreants…"
Checks thread for life signs
Nope. Not quite dead yet.
In probably the final chapter, DC “Snowball Cop” will stay on the force.
Or, more accurately, will stay on the farce.
From Projammer’s link:
The bolded part is, in my opinion, complete bullshit.
I think it’s fucked up that a public servant who undertook an act like this is a public place, involving members of the public, is not even subject to having his policy violations publicly detailed. I understand that, even in public service, certain personnel issues need to be guarded in order to protect the privacy rights of employees, but the employment policies themselves should be public information, and if they are violated by a member of the police force then the exact nature and extent of those violations should be part of the public record.*
- nominated for most uses of the word “public” in a two sentence paragraph.