De-lurk...and I'm nervous!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay. (deep breath)

Just joined (on the 30-day trial, which means I see that annoying message whenever I try to post), although I’ve been lurking here for a while now. I’ve seen a few newbies post “I’m new!” threads, so I’m hopping on the bandwagon, so to speak. I have never been involved in any sort of message boards, but this place is just too interesting to pass by.

So, a little about me…
Thirty-something, three kids, tutor at a community college, love history, SF, movies, and reading almost anything. I imagine I’ll be spending more time in Cafe Society, IMHO, and MPSIMS than in Great Debates (although I love to read GD, some of those people scare me!! :smiley: ). I consider myself to be politically moderate, though here in Alabama some folks think I’m a flaming liberal.

Oh, and I actually found a copy of “The Straight Dope” in a Books-a-Million once upon a time, and fell in love with Cecil. Subsequent googles led me here.

Questions? Comments? Snide remarks? Fire away!

Back in my day, before Google was the all-powerful near-sentient entity we know it as today, we had to actually try typing www.straightdope.com into our browser windows:D

Roughly half the board will be along soon to comment on the choice of username;) (we have one or two tolkien fans here…)

You had URLs? Why, in the days of yore we had to type in random numbers and HOPE we didn’t end up at an unsavory Sesame Street website. You guys and this newfangled technology!

Welcome shadowfax! Excellent name.

You got to type? We had to chip our search requests on rocks and throw them out into the path and hope that somebody tripped over them!

Shadowfax, huh? We shall see which end of the horse is represented before long… :smiley:
Welcome!

Why, thank you, thank you very much (bows). I have been known to represent both ends of the horse on occasion.

About a year ago, one of my younger children came into my office (which I share with 2 collegues), and saw a typewriter sitting on a table. He didn’t know what it was–he was 7 at the time.

BTW, I love LOTR; read it for the first time as a sophomore in high school, and have been a fan ever since. I remember Sam as being the first literary character I truly loved–I wanted to have his little hobbit-children :wink: . The Tolkien scholars on this board put me to shame, though.

Welcome! Make yourself comfortable. There’s some good people here. And the combined knowledge of all dopers on things both trivial and profound never ceases to amaze me. I don’t think you’ll be bored.

(Although you may not get as much done at work as you used to before :stuck_out_tongue: )

You had tools with which to chip?!? We had to gnaw the symbols into the stones, and hope that our teeth held out long enough!!

Welcome, shadowfax! We’re a silly bunch sometimes, but it’s fun here!

Glad to have you aboard Shadowfax.

Try the buffet.

You had symbols? WE had to bite at the stones, hoping someone else would figure out we were trying to say “discover stone tools, damnit!”

Those Ss were a BITCH!

Don’t worry, dear, we’ll be gentle.
I see that no one has of yet mentioned the goat…

Gracias to everyone for the kind–albeit sometimes weird–welcomes.

I think I’ll sit a spell.

Am I late?

leads in goat

Welcome!

There’s a GOAT?! :eek:

Y’know, that goat looks familiar…
I am from Alabama, after all.

To goat: Didn’t we run into each other at the Talladega 500 back in '92? Hmm?

Regards,
Shodan

Welcome. Land and be friendly.

Welcome Shadowfax33. I’ll bet you’ll enjoy it here.

snort No servants of Mordor joining? No champions of the Eye?

We welcome you to the Straight Dope Message Board. May you remain unmolested by the denizens of Mordor, and may the hamsters always run faster for you.

WRS - Dark Lord of Middle earth, Sovereign Despot of Mordor, Lord of the Rings.

Welcome, from another Tolkein geek! Let me add that some of the Tolkein fans display a …dedication to detail… that almost scares me. OTOH, this is where I found out about the Secret Diaries.

“Pervy hobbit-fancier…” :slight_smile:

[sub]twickster, what are you doing giving me the goat now??? I’m still setting up for the Salad-Tong Ritual! He’s gotten into the calamari![/sub]

Well, isn’t this just the nicest neighborhood, where even Dark Lords are welcoming me. I just hope there is no evil ulterior motive. You’re not thinking about gifting me with a pretty, pretty ring, are you?? Always nice to meet other LOTR geeks!

I may indeed be a pervy hobbit fancier, Sunspace, but I’m always mindful of the fact that Sam will kill me if I try anything :wink: .

Right. Should have remembered.

I think someone’s been stealing memos out of my inbox again.