When I was a kid, I guess I thought wild animals didn’t die in people’s yards much. I was wrong. They die, and neither scavengers nor hardworking elves make them magically disappear.
Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, I have an illusion of nature being peaceful I’m expected to maintain.
The latest one was a rabbit right in the middle of the front yard. As I’m the first one up in the morning, I always discover them. I’ve had other rabbits, birds, and once a raccoon over the years. This rabbit was fully grown. I can’t tell if he met his end violently or just had a lepidopteorous coronary and was later inspected by a lazy scavenger. Anyway, the scene was yucky but not finished. I had a nearly complete and stiff bunny to dispatch.
I got everything done with a shovel - no touching even with gloved hands was necessary. Nevertheless I felt an urge to scrub my hands raw, and still couldn’t touch actual food for the next several hours. And the worst part is, I don’t get to complain to anybody. Part of the job is not mentioning it to anybody - not even my wife.
Too late for Father’s Day, but here’s to all the Dads, especially my own, who have silently, stoically, dealt with critter death, from time immemorial. Until I was among the ranks, I never appreciated that animal undertaking came with the title. And yes, I do think I deserve a medal. Or a cookie.