Yes, I am the Dead End Job Queen. I’m one of those “starving artist” types that has a lot of art projects going on (sometimes shows or exhibitions) while holding down a dead-end job to pay the bills. I have a great background in art, a wonderful formal education—but no degree. Long story behind this. Mostly it was the expense, and the fact that at the time I went to art school (Otis in L.A.) I wanted to be a freelance illustrator. No need for a degree in that career, my teachers told me. So, I took the classes, got the great education, but didn’t get the degree. So there you are.
Now, fast foward to today. I am mumble mumble years old. It’s not too late for me to go back to school and get further education, but I’m no longer in the first blush of youth, either. I no longer live in L.A., where my freelance illustrator skills (and art skills in general) could perhaps be in some small demand. No, I’m exiled in “Hooterville” (my name for the middling-large midwestern town I live in), where such art jobs are in short supply.
I may be leaving my current dead end job (in a health-related field), which was very nice in many ways. (Worked for the State, great benefits, etc.) But there are things about this current job that are unacceptable, including its low pay.
Therefore, I have been urged by several family members to get some sort of “certificate” or lower degree in the health field, so that I can get a better sort of dead end job. Or perhaps (fancy this) not a dead end job at all!
I looked at the local junior college’s “certficate” programs, and they have more than a few that I think I could handle. Practical nurse, medical transcription certificate, etc. Some look a little too hard (I never liked math, and biology? Yikes!) but maybe I could give it a shot. There are also other certificates—like one in Digital Art Prepress, paralegal, and so forth.
If I were to go for a “regular” degree (Bachelor’s, Master’s), I would only consider an art degree. And that’s something I would like to do sometime down the road. So I have no interest in investing a lot of time getting a degree in nursing, or anything like that. (Though my sister is an LPN (?) and she said it only took her a year to complete the program—but it was an intensive program.) I just want some sort of certificate or go through some sort of program that would take a year or so to complete, and would open a few more employment options for me.
I guess I am asking for some general advice on this matter: Which of these kind certificates are actually worth anything? I know that many jobs in the health field are in great demand, but which positions are the most in demand?