Yes, yes, go on I wanna know the rest.
Jeez the suspense :rolleyes:
What’s the difference between a dead hooker and a Corvette?
.I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
She smelled really bad
And gave lousy head
But think of the money he’d save
sorry Contrapuntal
Hehehehe… the “Store of the Living Christ” is funny.
-FrL-
Squeeze wrote a song about dead hookers: Melody Motel from the album ‘Frank’.
I actually knew a dude who was in Frankenhooker.
He begged us not to see it.
So, of course, we saw it. And then we rented it once a year whenever we wanted to get drunk and really silly and throw popcorn at the tv set.
Awesome classic.
Somebody help me think, who’s got my drill bit?
The ‘dead hooker’ as a plot device has been used in many movies and television shows, often with the protagonist waking up in bed with a dead hooker and no memory of how it happened. Of course it invariably turns out to be a frame job where our hero was drugged and someone else killed the girl and put her in bed with the hero and then called the cops. (Sometimes the ‘dead hooker’ character is just a party girl, not actually a prostitute)
See Red Corner and Sin City for a couple of examples. There are many more.
It’s become something of a standard ‘what if’ type guy question. I know I’ve had the discussion more than once with different groups of friends. “If you woke up in bed next to a dead hooker, who would you call to help you out?” Assuming, of course, that you’re not going to call the cops. The question is really about which of your buddies you trust to be cool, calm, and collected during a crisis (and to not blab about it afterward).
And we even have cinematic instructions on disposal! Who knew?
Other than that, I got nuthin’. Except to mention that in that first link posted by Sage Rat we see what would happen if SkipMagic were ever initiated into a gang. You go dawg!!
Very good, thanks 
The “dead hooker” thing is a long-running joke for Norm Macdonald. He would drop it in the Weekend Updates occasionally as well.
Am I the only person who found him brilliant and hilarious on SNL? “Note to self…”
Cool. Sage Rat, Lord Rat, and now GiantRat.
SOON WE WILL OVERTHROW THE TYRANNY OF THE BOARD MODERATORS AND THERE WILL BE CHEESE FOR ALL RATKIND!
No dead hookers please.
OK, this explains the Affleck SNL “What Happens in Bangkok Stays in Bangkok” skits
WAG A necrophiliac’s obsession?
allusions to Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle and the death of Virginia Rappe ?