Dead or nearly dead tropes?

I’ve been binging a lot of older TV series lately, and occasionally notice tropes/memes/gags that used to turn up pretty regularly and familiarly in decades past that seem to have nearly or completely died out today. A few off the top of my head include:

  • Swimmers drowning after “going down for 3rd time”.

  • An ostrich burying it’s head in the ground.

  • Someone cautioning that noise will cause their cooking souffle to collapse.

  • Taking about/showing “blowing in someone’s ear” as a form of flirting/making out.

Other examples? I’m looking for things that can not be explained to have disappeared because of technology changes. For example, it makes perfect sense that people no longer mention “the rabbit dying” because it has been a long time since rabbits have been used in pregnancy tests.

The boss is coming over for dinner tonight!

An old army buddy of mine is coming to visit.

Head trauma causing amnesia (or the assumption of a new personality), a second head trauma restoring the subject back to normal

Housewives stuck with their arms down the sink all day until the husbands return home from work because they dropped their wedding rings down the drain

Housewives beating drunken husbands with rolling pins, or smashing the dishes.

Mother in law jokes

Old TV seemed to rely pretty heavily on fistfights (or similar physical unarmed combat) to provide its action climaxes. (Think, for example, of the 1960s Batman, with its onscreen comic-book “sound effects”: POW! BAM!) I don’t know how long ago that died out, but it’s been awhile.

A woman being hysterical and a man slapping her out of it.

Quicksand

Girls (or guys) with glasses shorthand for nerd

African clawed frog just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?

Thought of another one: drunk person having odd hallucinations or seeing something real that is odd and thinking that it is an alcohol-induced hallucination.

I don’t know… have you seen Reacher? Unarmed combat is alive and well, at least in “genre” (action, crime, superhero, SF) shows.

I think in general the lovable comedic town drunk character is pretty much dead. Even Barney on The Simpsons is apparently sober now.

Another old trope you don’t see anymore: Character gets invited to dinner at a fancy restaurant and the entire menu is in French. He can’t read French but is embarrassed to admit it, so he just orders by pointing to a random menu item (which usually turns out to be escargot). I think this trope declined as French food itself fell out of fashion at fine dining restaurants.

Young children having to be told to wash behind their ears.

Asking someone who’s spending a long time in the bathroom “Did you fall in?”

“We’re not legally married!”

Summoning the waiter at a restaurant by shouting “WAITER!”

That reminds me of plots involving the horror of being presented with weird foreign foods. Like sushi.

And perhaps a subcategory of this one, the man defending his date by punching the guy who’s harassing her. The woman, of course, is impressed by this.

Male character shows up wearing too-tight pants… “I didn’t know he was Jewish!”

Yeah, in the 50s and 60s (snd eve the 70s) characters who were veterans were common, and so you had to describe actual characteristics of these folks (other than just veteran) so you could distinguish Barney Fife, from Jim Anderson, Archie Bunker, Felix Unger, Rob Petrie, and Captain Peacock.

There was an oddly specific trope for this

I have to be two places at once (perhaps two dates)…luckily they are in the same restaurant or adjoining rooms.

A man (usually Tony Curtis) dating two women. Oh no! They’re both stewardesses, nurses, etc.

Malcolm on Malcolm in the Middle, finding himself in that situation: “This is just like that episode of…well, everything.”

Slipping on a banana peel.

A newly-hired house cleaner or maid who says, “I don’t do windows.”

Hypnotizing someone with a swinging watch/pendulum.

Indian (Native American) holding up his hand and saying, “How.”

At at fancy restaurant, a woman going to the “powder room” to “freshen up.”

Man giving out cigars after his wife gives birth.