Shortly after opening an account with my local bank, I began receiving several letters per month with things like “Important Account Information, Please Open Immediately” or “Important Records Information” printed on the front of the envelope.
Of course, I always opened them right away, concerned that there might be something amiss with my account. Nope. They were all pitches for either Life Insurance, Credit Protection schemes or some other scammy products. They were most certainly NOT “Important Account Information” and had NOTHING AT ALL to do with my account. The notations on the envelopes were bald-faced LIES.
So Lying Douchbag Bank: Fuck You.
That is all.