Dear Discovery Channel

Oh, please. I’m such a meanie. Using proper grammar should be a habit. “I’m so lazy; I can’t even take the time to type some commas. I’ve got too much stuff to do to let some punctuation stand in my way!”

When I said, “Do you wish to continue this argument? If not, I will let this rest. If so, then, you know what to do,” I was not “insinuating that [you] have no business defending [yourself].” I was asking if the hijack should end there, or if we should keep arguing about this. This does seem rather silly in retrospect, and I apologize for hijacking (although, I am probably going to get my ass kicked for “trying to back out of this argument”).

I don’t deny the fact that I was the first to insult you. If you had insulted me first, I probably wouldn’t have taken it too personally. I admit it was childish, and that’s probably what I would have thought of you.

Proper English is required to teach any subject effectively because you must communicate new concepts within the boundaries of the language students already know. “My math teacher doesn’t speak English very well, although it’s her first language. That’s totally okay, however, because she’s teaching me math and not grammar.”

If you agree with the fact that “one who has committed his/her life to education should know and use proper English grammar,” then why do you continue to not do so?

If you wished to prove your point that you are actually able to form grammatically correct sentences, then you should have done so in your responses to me.

Also, you called me “immature.” However, you then sunk to my same “immature” level with these little gems:
**Oh shit it’s the grammar monitor.

…some of us will be waiting for you to fuck up so we can feel grammatically superior too.

Fuckin A I know what to do.**

To Techchick68: Yes, I actually could be more picky. I could point out that you should have said, "This is the Pit**,** not a nomination for the Pulitzer Prize.

… I’ve got this really great salsa recipe …

Lexicon:

But I do know a dangling partiNipple when I see one and Techie has agreed to show me hers. We are playing nude minesweeper very soon,so eat your heart out you bastard.
Jack you fucker. Don’t you know this was a setup between fireunderpantsboobs and me ( or would that be FUPB and I) aww well fuck it…Anyway we put this little show together just to get you guys all stirred up and excited about a possible fight. So ahahahahah the joke is on you!!!

Right Fireunderpantsboob???

Shit I gotta quit posting drunk.

Sorry to get you excited over the fight, Jack, but aha is right. No fight here, none at all. :smiley:

I apologise, aha for attacking you. I shouldn’t have hijacked your thread over such a minor thing. (Yeah, yeah, I’m a wuss. I can’t take the heat, so I should stay out of the Pit. I sincerely apologize, though.)

[sub]I’m so weak :)[/sub]

Here, have another beer aha. :wink:

< yeeeehaw >

Apology accepted (or is that excepted?)

Sorry I just couldn’t resist.

FUPB,Lexicon,Jack,Techie ( especially techie) Group hug?

Here we go again! (cue cheesy music and freeze frame) :smiley:

I love the operation show!! I find it highly entertaining. Of course I was the class clown in Biology that made sure my little slab of bacon had fun while he was being carved up.

I like a lot of the programming on Discovery, TLC, and Animal Planet (I think they’re all the same company, no?), but some of it just craps my pants. The Loch Ness Day is one such example, and I also hate the “World’s Worst In-Car Videography of a Guy Pissing on the Roadside” shows. Some infotainment I just don’t find useful, like the inside prisons shows, or the “how my drawling family found out firsthand that tornadas really do sound like freight trains and lived to tell about it” types. Other stuff, I actually enjoy, like the hospital shows, space or archeaological explorations, and histories. And I must admit I’m a Junkyard Wars junkie.

I like watching surgery shows, because I’d like to think that I will be a surgeon in the future. It lets me see how hectic it is in the OR, and how icky someone’s insides might be. I can experience it and possibly change my mind before it’s too late. Also, those shows do provide me with facts that helped me kick ass in my anatomy/physiology class.

Gotta second Tabeitha, here. The Operation rocks! The hysterectomy episode was especially informative. Movie studios spend millions trying to simulate that kind of gore. My favorite are the thoracic surgeries. “Today, we’re going to replace this obese alcoholic man’s cirrhotic liver with one from a teen-aged car crash victim. And since he’s such a big fella, we’re going to need the extra-long rubber gloves today. Bring in the flensing knives!”

Cheesy music…you mean they are playing “The Five Americans”??? :flees:

Well, if you’re going to be visiting techchick soon, you can visit me, too, because we live in the same city! :stuck_out_tongue:

Nyeah-nyeah!

The creepiest part of the surgery show is when you see surgery that you have had done. (It happened to me once. I had to watch, ya know, but…eww.) Though it was interesting, in a twisted way. But WHY do they run it around suppertime?

Odieman come here…Slap

Ok Lex but you’re buying the drinks!

Fine by me, as long as you drink the hard stuff and don’t fuck around with beer and shit like that.

Originally posted by aha:

Might I point out that “Dangling Party Nipples” would make a great name for a rock band.

Thank you.