Dear Facebook - please shove Sonny Iacconne up your ass!

Sonny Iannacone? Never heard of him, and you can’t prove anything.

All I ever get is e-mail from Russian women who are looking for Amanda Sponsorme.

Regards,
Shodan

I work in the area and I see that Sonny isn’t very far away from me. I might send him a message to see if we can hang out. He sounds like a decent guy.

Hi. My name is Sonny Iannacone and I approve this message.

Didn’t he used to be married to Cher?

Although it wasn’t destined to last, I will never forget the six magical days I spent with Sonny Iannacone. Here’s to you, Sonny, wherever you are … and I like to think you still wear the blue plaid undies from time to time. :wink: Ciao, baby.

No, that was Sonny Corleone.
Back on topic, a while back someone else tried to set up a facebook account using my gmail address. They didn’t get very far into the process, because you have to respond to the email they send to get everything set up, so I changed the password (seeing as I had the email address the password change emails go to) and just parked the account.

For a while after that I got “do you know <foo>” emails from Facebook, probably from people who I know that had uploaded their email address books to facebook to find friends. Eventually I turned those emails off. I don’t think I get anything from them anymore.

It’s possible you have a facebook account and don’t know it. Try going to facebook, enter your email, and request a password reset.

Strangely enough, I spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iacconne powder.

I’m sorry, but that’s simply inconceivable.

Didn’t he invent the Ford Pinto and kill the turbine engine?

Yeah, fuck him.