dear god mother of pearl I pity you, woman

[Chickenhead]

My father was telling someone today that I will go to England. (I live in the U.S.) She asked earnestly, not facetiously, “Oh, but can he speak the language?”

Trying not to laugh, he said, “Well, you know, they speak English.”

“Well, it’s a funny-talkin’ kind of English, whatever it is.”

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Duck_Duck_Goose]

She’s been watching too much Benny Hill. I don’t get any of it, either.