Please pick a rescue dog for your new puppy. There are so many in need of good homes and they make such great pets.
Please excuse unreasonable expectations. You have a tough job ahead of you and even if you do every single thing right, it will still take you years to address everything. And please keep your feet on the ground; although you are being greeted in some corners, both domestically and internationally, like the second (first?) coming of the Messiah, you look like you have enough sense to dismiss adulation you haven’t yet earned.
How to be delicate with this one? There isn’t a good way, so I’ll just throw it out: Please keep your wang in in your pants. No offense to you personally, and no suspicion you might be a horndog, but many of our politicians have a dismal track-record for keeping their fly zipped, and appear to delusionally believe they won’t get caught despite being in the focus of a camera damn near 24/7. It’s hubris is what it is, or plain old stupidity. You sure don’t seem stupid, so try to stay grounded. No tap-dancing too close to the stall divider in airport bathrooms; no giving out plum positions to delectible boy-toys; no cavorting with prostitutes. And it should go without saying that the only sort of “job” you should receive from an intern is a copy job. Yes, there are some who think we should be more sophisiticated about this sort of thing, but this is not France, it’s the States. At best you would disrespect your wife , distract the country from more important matters, and disappoint thousands of people who are perfectly willing to love you. So just don’t go there, okay?