Dear SUV driver: Not to put too fine a point on it ...

That wasn’t exactly a drive-by, I’ve been in this thread way back on page 3 but that reply seems to have gone by unnoticed. As for the quip itself, it seems that’s what this thread has degenerated to, with Sauron in a supporting role.

Are we in the one-last-joke-before-the-credits stage now? I hope so.

Yeah they matter - especially if you are driving on the edge - and why that matters for normal street driving???

“That is, perhaps, the single least supportable statement I’ve ever seen in my life” -that is supported by ??? - take me out of context and make even more dumb comments.

The only way to completely avoid an accident is to crush the car

I’m sorry being called a skag by a complete and utter moron somehow makes me feel validated. Consider the source and all that. I stand by my earlier appraisal. Schmuck.
[sub] BTW calling me names STILL doesn’t make your original OP right, it just makes you look petty and stooooopid[/sub]

Don’t bother posting some witty retort designed to reduce me to a puddle of tears. I would have to care about your opinion for it to affect me.

Art thou validated? Honoured I am, m’lady, that this was your first time.

Waitamminit…you mean I have to buy an SUV for that? DAMN!

I thought my musclecar with the big 'mericun V-8 did that nicely…

Naah, you can scare them but are far less likely to kill them. But, hey, scaring them is fun.

I drive somewhat wasteful (5.7 V8, 3.5 V6, 1.8 Turbo 4) cars - but I can get about 30 on the highway with the V8. That is, amazingly, close to the 1.8T. Aerodynamics, light weight, and tall gears make a huge difference.

When I buy a mini, hybrid, fuel cell, or propane car I’ll get really judgmental on everyone’s ass.

Ahh, 350 chevy guy huh?Prolly one of those F-body cars…

You are my natural enemy (Me’s Ford)…

Lets FLAME!

So you’re a 5.0 or a 4.6 guy? Flame? Um, OK, you’re mamas 99 Cobra got recalled because her horsepower wasn’t high enough. I’ve got more torque in my left over engine oil than you do…

Actually, I love the new supercharged Cobras. I pretty much like whatever is fast. But, strangely, I don’t drive fast. Considering insurance consequences, not strangely. Of course, everyone needs hobbies.

Which reminds me, since this is an SUV thread, this is just WRONG.

5-oh,Bone stock…for now

<sigh> …someday, yes she will be mine…

Yeah Me too, but partial to the stone pony

I have found my purpose in life, and you Beagle have shown me the way.

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts:D …

Ohmigod, I said “you’re” mama’s, and left out the apostrophe. I think I just flamed myself.

Can you imagine the starts with the Hummer versus, say, a Z06 Vette? Hummer goes…mmm…second…mmm…third… Corvette screeches out in a cloud of tire smoke.

[sarcasm]Page seven and the conversation just got useful and actually worth reading! WTF!?!?! did you guys get soft or what [/sarcasm]

Ahhh, make that page 8

and the sarcasm i’m talkin’ about is the soft part, the car talk is actually enjoyable after 7 pages of mostly crap

Another thought on the thoughtlessness of some SUV drivers.

Put some MUD FLAPS on the damn thing already!!!

And no, the fancy little “for looks” ones that come with it don’t count!!!

how about the chrome naked lady silhouette jobs - lol