Dear Tallulah Bankhead Fans, Please Make This Comment All Better

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My understanding is that Tallulah was quite the stage actress, but never really hit it big on screen (with Lifeboat being the exception most everyone can agree on). While I was pursing IMDB the other day, I decided the check out the reviews for Lifeboat. When I got to the third review, I started to scratch my noggin. I read this sentence a few times, wondered if it had anything to do with my current problem with my noggin, and then decided, nope it really said it.

(bolding mine)

Now when I think Meg Ryan , cute comes to mind. I dutifully checked over her movie listings, and while there was more than just cutesy stuff, I’m still not seeing “true female heavyweight actress”. I gather that Brittany Spears need not even be discussed.

Please make this all better. I’d really love it if Eve could because she’s Eve and well, fabulous and super and I noticed Otto is quite the Tallulah fan too; or am I completely wrong? (About the reviewer’s comment, not about Eve’s high nifty factor).

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But Britney acts every time she goes out on tour! She acts like she can sing.

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It’s sarcasm.

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Bingo.

thursday next, that you just heard was the sound of a whooshing on the scale of a SR71 passing just 500 feet overhead.

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thursday next, the only reason a reviewer would say such a thing about Meg and Britney is because Ashlee Simpson and Avril Lavigne haven’t yet started acting themselves.