Dear Yahoo Mail: Stop trying to "improve"

The BBQ Pit
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I’ve been online snce the days of BBSs and whatnot, and I still haven’t even figured out what Yahoo is.

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According to Marissa Mayer, it’s now an information service like Prodigy, Compuserve and AOL.

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And according to Marissa Meyer, she’s a competent CEO.

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How much will her golden parachute be worth when she gets fired? The standard is somewhere around $4 million per month of work.

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I fully support this rant.

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The revamping of my.yahoo was the biggest mistake that Yahoo has ever done. Marissa Mayer has ruined the making of each my.yahoo in the world and many of the my.yahoo users will quit Yahoo. I have used my.yahoo for years and had everything set to my own liking. Now, I no longer have choices of what I like to see in my.yahoo. At least, she should let me keep what I have built and like. Do not force anything on me like I am a dog. Other users feel the same as I do. :mad:

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Dear Ms. Mayer,

Please stop telling me I’m about to activate my Yahoo Profile. I assure you that I am not, and will not— ever— regardless of how many Jedi mind tricks your webmail interface attempts.

All the Best,
V. Turnip