Dear Zoe--you're an idiot, not a detective. Now shut the hell up.

[Fenris]

@Nzinga_Seated

ETA; Really Not All That Bright is killing me, right now.

Is he killing you softly with his song?

[Loach]

@Zoe

This is to affirm that I am still reading your posts.

Just so you know, this isn’t making you look any better. If you can’t stand the pitting stay out of the pit. It is at the very least dishonest to attack others in the pit and then take some fictitious high road when it is your turn.

Loach- 85 year old woman from Lima Peru.

[Catamount]

@5-4-Fighting

You’re black, aren’t you.

I leave that for **Zoe **to reveal.

I’m not actually from North Carolina, though. I made that up to make myself sound less cool. I’m actually from Gondwanaland.

[Weaver_of_Nightmares]

Hrmph. No amount of research can convince me I don’t know MHaye in real life.

[Alessan]

Je suis le president de Burundi.

[Loach]

@Alessan

Je suis le president de Burundi.

You owe me money. Just put it in my account. You already have the number.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Alessan

Je suis le president de Burundi.

Voulez-vous une tasse du cafe?

[The_Unkempt_One]

I cut my hair and trimmed my beard for the first time in a year yesterday. So please, if you see me and DON’T confuse me with a homeless rock star, understand that my hair will grow again and I will soon be the unkemptest one out there again.

Whew. That was cathartic.

[FarmerChick]

@Wile_E

Same here, I have to hear something about/from a certain poster repeatedly before it sinks in. For example, after hearing it so often I think I’ve finally grasped that Sampiro is a gay, white, Libertarian from Alabama.

@fachverwirrt

Um, I’m pretty sure he’s a gay, white Liberian.

Wait, Sampiro is Liberace? Really? I thought he was dead… Ignorance fought, thanks!

@Equipoise

He’s a Labia from Alberta.

OOooo! I do have a sparkly new neighbour, I gotta go take a pie over and investigate more…

[Amber_in_Treasury]

I am not actually Amber in Treasury.

[singular1]

Well, well, well. I put in a short story/memoir, which I thought would have to skew female, and -

Words: 965
(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

Female Score: 1121
Male Score: 1286

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

So much for that web site.

[The_Weird_One]

@The_Unkempt_One

I cut my hair and trimmed my beard for the first time in a year yesterday. So please, if you see me and DON’T confuse me with a homeless rock star, understand that my hair will grow again and I will soon be the unkemptest one out there again.

Whew. That was cathartic.

I have a proposition for you: until such time as you are no longer kempt, I shall make a special effort to be unkempt on your behalf if you will agree to be weird on my behalf. Deal?

[Hal_Briston]

^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not my real name.

[Petrobey_Mavromihalis]

@Loach

Loach- 85 year old woman from Lima Peru.

Do you live in a home for retired bears?

[Buckeye]

I would have never imagined so many liars are on the interwebs.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

@Zoe

This is to affirm that I am still reading your posts.

So we will try and refrain from using pentasyllabic words.

[VinylTurnip]

@Fenris

Is he killing you softly with his song?

No, brutally with his switchblade. It was a cry for help, you idiot!

[DogMom]

@Hal_Briston

^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not my real name.

Hey, by the way, saw this video and wondered if you’d seen it yet…

Extreme LED Sheepherding

[The_Unkempt_One]

@The_Weird_One

I have a proposition for you: until such time as you are no longer kempt, I shall make a special effort to be unkempt on your behalf if you will agree to be weird on my behalf. Deal?

Sounds good, but I must let you know that the level of unkemptness that I strive to attain would break most men.

[VinylTurnip]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

Voulez-vous une tasse du cafe?

Nitpique: * Voulez-vous une tasse de café, unless you need to further specify the coffee, as in the popular French saying voulez-vous une tasse du café dans lequel je viens d’uriner?