The “just” is key here- after all, it would be the height of rudeness to serve coffee with stale urine in it.
Interesting. A while back, you posted this:
Are you too delicate and sensitive for the Pit? If so, you seem to spend an awful lot of time here.
Or are you taking up passive resistance in not bothering to defend yourself? Hmmm…you know, we know you. You could just address the issues.
As for matters of your integrity, PRR satisfied me (not that I needed convincing) when he sent me an e-mail from his work address, which happens to be prrsrealname(at)arealuniversity.com. I have mentioned this to you before, but for some reason you don’t believe me. Perhaps you have some bizarre reason to think that I’m a liar, too, although I’m sure I’ve never misrepresented anything here besides perhaps my children’s true names.
What are you trying to accomplish here, Zoe? I’d really love to know.
There is always the bottled substitute, but it lacks that je ne sais quoi, doesn’t it? Trouble yourself not to answer, Monsieur, for having surveyed with care the label of the product, I am able to reassure you that there is none.
Holy shit. Zoe-what the fuck are you putting on your cornflakes?
So is urine-coffee okay for those of us without gout?
Wow, Sarahfeena, nice work.
Seriously, Zoe, you need to either meaningfully participate in this thread or be branded a hypocrite.
No clue, but considering how the coffee is served in this thread I think we can come up with a few ideas.
Ah, this happens from time to time… can someone take The Weird One down the hall to Special Ed French?
But if I learn Special Ed’s French, I still won’t know regular French. And what makes Ed so special, anyway? :dubious:
See, that would trigger my suspicion straight away.
All the universities i know are at .edu addresses. 
Ha ha! Wouldn’t that be a joke on me! :eek: No, no dummied up e-mail address, just a typo on my part. prr’s actual address is prrsrealname(at)arealuniversity.edu.
AH-HA! Now we have PRR’s real email address. Is there some way we can use this info to track him down and prove he really isn’t a professor but some kind of pastry merchant?
Pastry merchant? He’s a red SALAMANDER! And I don’t think salamanders are even capable of typing, let alone teaching, so there’s another lie exposed.
Hmph. I hear everyone at Areola University is a boob.
It wasn’t the cereal toppings, it was the plate of pan-fried semen on the side.
And Penumbra University is a shadow of its former glory.
Enjoy,
Steven
I have no comment about PRR’s identity (or lack thereof?) or even Zoe’s… quirks, but lots of people have @school.edu addresses who are NOT professors. Like students, staff, post-docs, etc.
If you Google his full name, the first cite that comes up will verify his identity at the university. twickster and I have also met him in person. Trust me, there is no reason for any doubt about his true identity, unless you are a paranoid, grudge-holding nutbar.
Yes, but having his real name does help determine which of those he is. And I have determined that he is, indeed, a professor.
Hey, I’m just posting to affirm that I’m reading these comments.
And now, you’re ALL on the goddamned list.
The naughty list.