When I lived in Oz, I was often the brunt of Only In America jokes from Aussies delighted in ribbing me with absurdities of America.
Just part of the Aussie tradition.
My turn.
From The Only In Australia Files …
Source: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/07/09/1026185038294.html
Will they come with twist-ties, too? 
Hmmm… Lazy aussies can’t friggin kill themselves like us americans.
Seriously though that is scary, it should at least have a warning “Not suitable for children under the age of 100”
Do they come in a variety of shapes and sizes?
What about colours - I think I’d prefer my exit baggie to be a nice calming shade of blue (to help make the experience less traumatic for those that find me).
Also they had better be scented to cover any odours that may arise from bodily functions occuring at time of death or shortly thereafter.
And may I just point out the Canadians came up with the idea first so hah.