Debunk this email!

Grandma just forwarded an email to me with “fun facts” (what else are grandmas for?). Are any of these real? Have fun!

Here is the earlier version: “Life in the 1500’s” . I guess everybody wised up to that crap so they wrote a new edition.

Here you go. A point by point refutal:
http://www.takeourword.com/TOW190/page1.html

AFAIK, these are all fictional, and a few of them are ridiculous. (“You go sip there”? Who would say that?)

The didn’t have the “brass monkey” one, but Snopes got it.

If you’d like to look for actual origins - and come to an understanding of why anybody familiar with slang can see instantly that these are nonsense - you can check out the index to word origins and look up most of these individually along with hundreds of others.

I smacked my forehead so hard after the first one that I saw stars.
It’s cheeper to paint a desk than to paint a leg.

I agree; this kind of wilful stupidity is painful to read; in any sane universe, it ought to be painful to commit.

I dunno, it sounds like the guy who wrote it was having some fun. Maybe he was trying to develop a stain-test for idiots.

Actually, it’s kind of fun. Observe:

I made this up and occassionally release it into the wild. Unfortunately, I usually only talk to bright people and have never had the heart to lay it on the sort of credulous person that would assure that it would wind up forwarded all over the land.

No, see, it makes sense. Remember, it’s not just painting – it’s painting and sculpting.

This is why we say that financially ruined people are “busted.” In the olden days, before photography, the most common way that images of the destitute would be recorded for posterity was the bust. Sculptors did them for free.

Oh come on, it’s not entirely hogwash. It is true, for instance, that there were no cameras in George Washington’s days.

Yes, there were. :slight_smile: