I hope everyone read this and refused to enjoy themselves, ever again.
Let’s not forget the Pilgrims brought several goats with them. probably for sex, because if they are going to bring goats on a long voyage like that they would only bother with ones that are willing to put out.
p.s. The Mayflower Compact. It did nothing to protect equal rights for game show hosts.
That flavor is getting more popular all the time.
That this poll does not include French’s (nee Durkee) french fried onions is a crime.
You know, the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special didn’t mention ANY of this stuff. I feel so…betrayed.
I don’t think the Pilgrims intended to give the natives small pox or any other disease the natives had not encountered previously. Just like the natives probably didn’t intend to give the pilgrims syphilis.
I once got in trouble in elementary school for drawing a picture of the pilgrims raping Indian women and robbing Indian graves in art class.
Can’t imagine why?
Eh, I can’t stand those losers. I just like the food.
Right idea, wrong magazine. Don’t be too harsh critiquing others’ incorrect facts while having your own wrong, please. 
And Jesus wasn’t really born in December. So what? Don’t be a grump on the holidays.