Dec. 21st 2012, End of the World

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Whatever it is you’re doing now don’t bother. Time to max out those credit cards.

According to: Scientists,Historians,Religious Freaks and a whole bunch of other weidos the world is gonna end on Dec 21st 2012. :dubious:

Well that’s fucked the Olympics up for London to start with.

Anyways, what the hell would historians know about it, they study what was, not what is to be.

Yes indeedy, the religious bods claim that hidden in the bible they have discovered clues that give this date as Armaggedon. War, volcanic eruption, earthquakes, tsunamis are just a few of the delights to look forward to, it’s gonna be a hell of a day folks.

On the bright side you don’t need to buy any Christmas presents

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And this End OF The World is going to be different from all the others how?

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Because it’s really going to end. Oh ye of little faith, ye shall see the horrors when they vist upon us, and none shall save thy soul! Condemned, tormented for all eternity!!

Alternatively, of course, for the low, low price of $199.99, I can personally send you a guaranteed salvation device. If it fails to keep you alive through the end of the world, I promise to replace it! My word of honour!

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Well I dunno but the various experts reckon this is most definitely THE END OF THE WORLD not a load of hogwash like other EOTW scenes

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This has been going around many years now. It’s an idiotic misinterpretation of the Mayan calendar.

See here. Scroll down to Long Count.

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It just had to be on my birthday didn’t it… :smack:

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Well then what are the odds of dying on your birthday… :stuck_out_tongue:

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1 in 365.25, give or take. :smiley:

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Look at the date: 12/12/12 . It’s the like Mark of the Beast, doubled!

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Why :confused: ? The Olympics will be held in the summer of 2012, before the end of the world.

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12/21/12.

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:smack:

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The double dyslexic mark of the beast?

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Actually, the world did end a couple years ago, we just never got around to telling you.

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Leonard Bernstein!

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Ask Thomas Jefferson.

This explains a lot. Thanks for the info.

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The coming Galactic Superwave

“Attention all planets of the Solar Federation: We have assumed control.” exactly one hundred years early.

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That’s just after the 2012 presidential election. Wonder if anyone will bother to run for the office, then?

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If the End of the World prevents a second Hillary Clinton Administration, I’m all for it!

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What do you care if the mayor of Little Rock gets another term?