December 23rd - Happy Festivus!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Today is December 23rd.

In the spirit of the season, I’d like to take this opportunity to join with many others to wish one and all a Happy Festivus!

Already got the pole.

We’ll be sitting around the dinner table tonight, and I’ll be able to tell each of my kids and Mrs. KVS how disappointed I am with them. The older the kids get, the more I get to criticize.

Then, I’ll engage each of them in feats of strength.

I hope other families will have as much fun as we will.

I may even spring for a marble rye.

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Ooh, a marble rye.

Now where’s my fishing pole…?

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And as if that weren’t reason enough for joyous celebration, it also happens to be my lovely daughter’s 20th birthday!!!

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Happy Festivus!

You have all disappointed me mightily this year.

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Halleujah! A Festivus for the Rest of us! It’s a Festivus miracle!

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I’m assuming that the Airing of Grievances will be taking place in The Pit, no?

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Alas, the mods said no. We’ll just have to keep the rage bottled up inside.

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Can we at least have Feats of Strength in Great Debates?

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What do Feats of Strength entail?

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Lifting heavy things, of course…

You have all dissapointed me greatly. All of you.

Aw crap. I missed it.

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Mostly, wrestling your family members to the ground, thereby proving your superiority. Tough to do on a message board…

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You don’t have any heavy boxes to lift, i am disappointed. :wally