Declaration of Independence -- Grievances against George III

At our town’s semiquincentennial Fourth of July celebration they read out the Declaration of Independence. I admit I haven’t read this in ages. One thing that struck me quite forcibly was the list of grievances against King George III. While listening to them, it occurred to me that we could re-use these, some as they are, other with only minor tweaks, as grievances against Donald J. Trump:

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

At least until they pass his SAVE America Act.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

At least, he wants the states to send him voter data

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

I don’t know about legislative bodies, but they’ve been accused to doing this with voting locations.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

We don’t want any immigrants except from South Africa!

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

His new incarnation of ICE has sent swarms out to harass the people. Haven’t heard of them scarfing our food yet, though.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

ICE again.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

Well, except himself as the Civil Power. Trump’s efforts to remake and remold the military are outrageous.0

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

The shooters of Alex Pretti, Renee Good, and six others aren’t facing justice. See link at bottom.

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

With his absurd tariffs!

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

Tariffs, again, which economists agree are a de facto tax.

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

He’s sent deportees to indefinite imprisonment in Ghana, Eswatini, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Rwanda, and the Central African Republic, among others.

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

Trump (and the spineless Republican Congress)is definitely altering fundamentally the Forms of our Government

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

Eight people have died in dealings with ICE so far in 2026. These are their stories | ICE (US Immigration and Customs Enforcement) | The Guardian

This is the part of the Declaration that they don’t teach in schools. About how the colonists were angry that England made peace with native tribes and wasn’t letting white people run rampant to take their land, women, possessions, etc.

After we broke free of English rule, we didn’t waste much time getting on all that.

The fucked up shit ICE is doing was fine back then if directed against subhumans (people not white). And a lot more.

And Trump was whining yesterday about people who acknowledge lands formerly held by native tribes.

I always wished they would have worked in the wording “Mad-Dickish” and “Cringe”.