Deer are born in Dearborn, Michigan

If so, they’re probably killed en mass in Schuylkill, PA.

I hate to think what happens in Humptulips, Washington.

I know this is a very late post but I had to chime in because I actually owned this record back in 1967. The lyrics are… (1) I was born in Dearborn, Michigan. My dear lives in Dearborn still. But no deer live in Dearborn, Michigan and I don’t believe that they will. (2) No deer are born in Dearborn, Michigan. Deer are born up in the hills. And no deer live in Dearborn, Michigan and I don’t believe that they will."

I’ve been looking for the song for years without success.