Definition of a "Poonado"

A “pooh-nado” is also worth considering. Bit I doubt Disney will take my calls.

Well, it does have various shapes and is mighty effective, but I have never considered charging for it. What would the market bear?

Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call it a “Whirlpoo?”

Anytime you’re swimming in the ocean you’re probably swimming in something’s fecal matter.

reason 9 to avoid the murderous bastard

I thought boat discharging waste into the ocean was frowned upon? Or is that only a California thing?

Huh, here a I thought a poonado would mean you’re drowing in poon.

Not that tornados lead to drowning but… SHUT TUP!

I have to say - the smirk on his face is pretty great.
http://observationdeck.io9.com/film-crew-blasted-by-poonado-of-whale-shit-astonishingl-1681525217