One of the funniest conversations I ever had was about the different types of poop.
The explosive poop. Nice and firm, but it just :::shoots::: out of your butt. BOOM!
The rabbit poop. You look in the toilet and see a little pile of pebble-poop in there. How cute!
So, teeming millions, shall we share in the mundanity of poop, pooping and all things poopalicious? I invite you.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, dogs are from Pluto. - Anonymous