Three minutes exceedingly well spent.
I thank you 
De nada!
It’s de-lemon! It’s de-lime! It’s de-sugar-free!
Try making that out of a cola nut. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
(Sung to the tune of “Maria”)
Deletion. I’ve just had a bout of deletion.
No longer on my screen
Are things that make me scream
Out louuuuuuuuuud.
Deeeeeletion. When I use it it fills me with sanguine.
A removed line is what I imagine.
Deletion.
I’ve just had a bout of deletion !!!
In 1973, he played the villainous Baron Samedi in the James Bond Live and Die.
… and was not deleted!
I do not delete.
I redact.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
The Dreaded Wing-ed Dildo!
I’d Delete that, Fo Sho!
Gilbert or Sullivan, is that you?
Doctor Who - Rise of the Cybermen - Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete!
Now that’s a proper delete!
Here’s some music while we wait for the next post …
Ms Grundy: Use “delete,” “defense” and “detail” in a sentence.
Jughead: Delete of the cat went over defense before detail.
Ms Grundy (to herself): Idiot.
Delete ?
Defeat maybe ?
Damn, I had to redact my redaction..
D3l33t
[expletive deleted]
That’s pretty clever. I haven’t seen l33k5p34k on the boards in quite some time.
“There’s an old folk saying that goes: whenever you delete a sentence from your NaNoWriMo novel, a NaNoWriMo angel loses its wings and plummets, screaming, to the ground. Where it will likely require medical attention.”
― Chris Baty