Throw in something about the monkeys with glow-in-the-dark genitalia, and you’ll have to beat them off with a stick!
If you want to know how to get alot of responses, you should run the ad I ran many years ago. I don’t remember all of it, but I remember the most important bit: “female seeks fundamentally meaningless relationship”. I got 168 responses in 3 days. And that was before the internet and email.
Of course, they almost all sucked, but hey, there were alot of them.
I’ve already applied to be your sidekick…
now I have to search for your personal ad too?
I’m not even in the dating scene,yet I have gotten this identical message many times.
tigaxebyb8: Hi there, Im Tony
I see we are a match in Yahoo Personals, Cool huh, so I thought I’d
track you down and say hi, since your offline I thought I’d give you my
new homepage, its 217.170.74.48/tony (put in browser) im recently
single and thought I would put some of my pics online
Hope to hear from you soon
Tony
I didn’t put an ad in Yahoo personals, and I can’t find one under my yahoo identity. The message is the same, but the identity of the sender changes. I think he has some automatic system that makes a random I.D., then spews out messages by the thousands. Spooky… :eek:
LOL ** CRorex ** I might have replied out of incurable curiousity when I was single.
I knew a guy who ran the following ad every couple of months:
I WANT WOMAN (xxx) xxx-xxxx
he told me that he got a lot of responses, to put it politely, he was not very “picky”.
unclviny
CRorex, I once replied to an ad that was looking for someone with a passion for the absurd.
So if you put up an ad like the one you wrote I imagine you’d get quite a number of responses too.
I ended up going to bed late last night, I was so busy laughing over the Way Too Personal site! LOVE it!
My friend placed an ad in the early eighties to find dates as interested in dogs as she was…part of the ad read “feel free to send photo of your pet”…
Our favorite response was “resting or erect?”
the poor kid also had many photos, I was screening her mail, she did meet a good guy with a golden retriever .
The messages are not from a person. It is a clever form of advertising, designed to make you think there’s someone out ther who wants to meet you. The point is to get you to USE Yahoo! Personals. I have received similar messages fom several personals sites.
Well… Depends really. Hypothetically speaking, moderate alcohol consumption and laughing at really bad B horror movies after a hard day of training the monkey army would be considered a good thing?
quote:Originally posted by CRorex
So, you guys are saying that if I make a personal ad that says,
“Vaguely insane virologist looking for someone more sane than he is for generally amusing times”
I’d get some responces?
Whoohoo!
The girls, or the monkeys with the glow-in-the-dark genitalia?