They are trying to forestall the “It’s just a flesh wound” inevitable on the Dope.
Regards,
Shodan
It’s a common tactic in battle. When you look over your shoulder to see if your ass is really missing, they swing a halberd into your chest.
My guess is that they “owned” you and your ass, and you can have your ass back only because they felt like letting you have it.
Actually, it’s a glaive-guisarme. 
I’ve never handed anyone their ass before.
I have sewn bits of ass back together on a surprisingly wide variety of different people, however.
Ever make a human centipede?
I understand that you probably shouldn’t acknowledge it, so if the answer is “yes”, say that it isn’t, or don’t reply at all.
Jeez, cut him a break…he’s drunk!
Did they buy it on eBay? Was it sold on the black market? Did I put it up as collateral on a debt?
I’m not sure which is more fascinating: the job of ass-handing or the ability to own someone else’s ass… :dubious:
Some of us can only dream of being the object of demeaning posts by IvoryTowerDenizen. Mmmm.
Why did I read that in Professor Frink’s voice?
Emoji notwithstanding, people commonly use “own your/his/her/my ass” as an expression of dominance. Try google.
But it’s just a guess.
I have never heard of such a thing.
It’s attaching ass back to ass, with donor and recipient being the same. What’s difficult about that concept?
Wow. Do you really think I was criticizing your comment? :smack:
The “dubious” emoji was to show that I was dubious about which facetious concept I considered more fascinating. In case you didn’t notice, the thread has gone to a silly phase.
Moderator Action
Since the original question has been addressed and the thread has gone into a “silly phase” (as was mentioned), it’s probably best to close this before some misunderstandings get out of hand and I’ll have to get medieval on someone’s ass.
Thread closed.