Not really enough recreational outrage to entertain you, but I wanted to pit the sentencing of frail, elderly John Demjanjuk, who has been pursued for decades by various government busybodies all because of allegations he was an accessory to killing 28,000 Jews.
The governments in question have finally had to admit defeat in the effort to pin 28,000 accessory murder charges on him, though – this week Germany was only able to convict him of a lesser count:
Accessory to 27,900 murders.
THAT must have been a big relief to him.
Okay, I get that he’s 91 years old. What I DON’T get is the sentence: 5 years.
Doing a little idle calculator-tapping, I figure that’s 94 minutes per count of accessory murder.
What’s with that? Is there some kind of a volume discount on Jews this week? Could I get 94 minutes for accessory to murder?
We could all reel off a list of cases in which someone got a heavier sentence for, well, less than 27,900 accessory murder convictions, but I’ll mention my wife’s nephew, who hasn’t killed anyone at all (that’s zero accessory murder convictions, for the benefit of any German judges trying to keep count), but is serving a roughly equivalent sentence. Although it sounds like hyperbole, I can say with literal accuracy that “sure, he made a dumb mistake, but he’s no concentration camp guard!”
5 years per accessory murder conviction seems lenient by that standard. But Demjanjuk won’t get 139,500 years.
In fact, he won’t get 5 years, most likely – he’s been released, pending appeal, and his lawyer feels he may not serve any jail time.
My online searches found this book review, which appears to indicate the sentence is not, in fact, out of line with one given in a similar case:
Well, I have no standing to complain about German law, but hasn’t the “only following orders” defense been discredited? And that last part – Nazi ideology predisposed Nazis to have lesser respect for certain people, so it’s less of a crime? That’s not what I would have ruled. :dubious:
This is, most likely, the last war crimes conviction from WWII. Talk about going out with a whimper instead of a bang. Hell, I’ve spent longer than 94 minutes per count fighting a traffic ticket, and that case was dismissed.
This is a strange time to think of my Dad, but he knew what to do with these guys. I’m not much of a gung-ho guy, but I do have his folded flag and Bronze Star displayed in my home.
Sorry, Dad. Sorry, survivors of Sobibor. I know it seemed important at the time, but that was then and this is now.