Useful Voter Guide: Are You A Democrat Or A Republican?
This silly game was just shown to me by msrexrabbit, and I thought I’d share it since I found it amusing, and it’s about as mundane and pointless as it gets.
I’m a typical Democrat, apparently.
I am a left wing communist.
I have little love for god or country. I list Michael Moore as an intellectual and often threaten to move to Canada. I may want to vote for Nader but my Socialist friends will tell me to vote for John Kerry
It said I’m an independent. Now I’m more confused than ever. 
I blew up the Soccer Mom, the Biblethumper, the NASCAR guy, the Useless Professor, the Hate America Guy, and the KKK Guy.
…and I killed the terrorist, the bible thumper, the redneck, the buisnessman, the jingoist, and the klansman.
It says I should move to Canada. :wally
If it helps you any, our burial mounds are identical but for my shady businessman vs/ your useless professor. Thing said I was a typical democrat.
Off to Canada I go. Wait, I’m already here.
This website knows me better than I know myself.
I’m a “Middle of the Road Independant”
I have little conviction and even less loyalty. You expect politicians to cater to your outsized ego. If they catch Osama, you’ll vote for Bush. However, if you get laid off, you’ll vote for John Kerry.
Not bad. (Though maybe I should have shot the Frenchman and the NASCAR guy… 
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Wow-it said I’m a middle-of-the-road independent. I’d have thought different. Even retook the test and shot the same people.
It said that I “generally think less of people from the south.” But, I’m from the south! The sad thing is they’re right… :rolleyes: Maybe I should move to Canada.
Are you copying me? That’s exactly what I did, too.
I love the last line it gave me:
“Love him or hate him, your voting for John Kerry.”
It’s true. Sad, but true.
(also reminds me of this site.)
It says
Same here.
Aesiron, that “terrorist” was a hunter.
Democrat. I knew this already. Shame I’m not an American citizen.
I’m a “Middle of the Road Independant”
I have little conviction and even less loyalty. You expect politicians to cater to your outsized ego. If they catch Osama, you’ll vote for Bush. However, if you get laid off, you’ll vote for John Kerry.
I’m still looking for a bumper sticker that says, “Vietnam Vet against both of those assholes.”
“Typical democrat”? I don’t consider the New York Times “my bible” or “think less about the people from the South”. Well, some of them though.
I’m a “typical democrat”. The thing was rigged, though, because I have no animosity toward Nascar guys or needy immigrants. The soccer mom, bible thumper, KKK guy and shady businessman, however, are annoying as hell, while their alternatives didn’t bother me a bit.
Yeah, I know, it’s a game, I should quit analyzing…
I am a left wing communist?
I’m a “typical Republican.” Some of my best friends are gay, black or foreigners, but I don’t want them living in my neighborhood.
I came up as a “typical Democrat”. However, I actually like Starbucks, I don’t hate NASCAR, Southerners or soccer moms, and I haven’t read the NY Times (lately).