Are you me?
Damn. I want a candidate who doesn’t suck. Is that too much to ask?
Another left-wing commie checking in. (Yeh, right! :))
I thought the ‘hunter’ was a right-wing militia nut. I’d think wearing camo to go hunting would be a good way to get shot by another hunter!
I wish they’d had an option to shoot BOTH people in each screen. I’d have taken out both the shady businessman AND the useless professor; ditto the “Flag Waving Patriot” (his copy of “No Spin Zone” tipped the balance for me; let’s rename him “Patriotic dispenser of right wing BS”!) and the “Hate America Guy”.
HA! Slowly but surely, we’re winning you away from the Dark Side! 
You no doubt will be shocked – SHOCKED – to discover that I am a left-wing communist.
Then I retook it, shot the soccer mom instead of the hunter and became a typical Democrat.
whoa. i did the exact same.
“Slowly?” Ha! Glacially, if at all! 
Yes, you’re right…I am shocked! Most left-wing communists are much more reluctant to admit it.
Democrats would rather kill soccer moms than hunters? No wonder I’m a Republican…I like soccer moms!
Typical Democrat.
I retook it several times after that just to see the outcomes, but could never bring myself not to shoot the soccer mom. (I really hate soccer moms.)
First time…I just went ahead on shot everyone on the left side…Independent.
Second time…Shot everyone on the right side…Independent.
Then I became Very Serious…I shot the Liberal Media Protagonist, the WWF 'Roided-Up Wrestler, the PETA Cultist, Michael Moore, the Union Sympathizer, and Jane Fonda.
Apparently, I’ve been labeled a no-nonsense voter.
Also, has anyone noticed that the Bible-Thumper and the Klansman are wearing the same pants and shoes, holding the cross the same way (except opposite hands) and have the same beady blue eyes…are you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? :eek:
If I had the choice to shoot anyone I wanted of those people, the only ones that would be spared were the hunter, Nascar driver, frenchman, the professor, and the hate america guy… maybe.
Ah, but soccer moms are the kind of people who put “BABY ON BOARD!” signs in the rear window of their mega-SUVs that never go off-road.
Justifiable homicide, I call it.
So, ETF, you got a problem with the Hummer my wife drives the kids to soccer games in…you know, the one with “BABY ON BOARD” signs in every window?
I blew up exactly the same people as freido, with the exception of the NASCAR Dad. I don’t really have anything against Needy Immigrants, but my husband and father are both NASCAR Dads, so I couldn’t blow him up. Anyway, I’m a typical Repub;ican. Who knew?
You and me both, bro. I was right down the line with you on scalps except I took out the gay guy and not the biblethumper. Independent, my ass! :dubious:
Heck, no. I’ve been meaning to try out my brand-new AK-47.
ETF! Where’s the Kumbaya? (I love it when tree-huggers reveal their true nature.)
:: SA trundles off, images of ETF and Ted Nugent strolling hand-in-hand off into the sunset playing in his head ::
Crikey, SA, I knew you were weird, but I didn’t think you were THAT warped.
I’m warped? Do you realize that in just the last 24 hours you have both quoted Ronald Reagan and trotted out your new AK-47? (And you think it’s me coming over to your side. Ha!)
Next thing you know, you’ll be having to explain why you voted for Bush.
Naw, no such luck.
Didn’t you ever hear of burrowing from within? The Fifth Column? Moles? Wolves in sheep’s clothing?
Me too, I blew up the same folks, even
I got a match at last, a Texan, to boot.