Deniro, you are NO Gary Oldman

I used to have a hard time keeping Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman straight. No idea why.

Oh, and just for the hell of it:

EVVVVEEERRRRYONE!!

Just in case you’ve been sleeping well lately…

Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn’t even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6. Bloody paperwork.

This is simple. Koufax is the name of a famous and accomplished Jewish lefty, chosen ironically by an unaccomplished fish-brained antisemitic right-winger dimwit, who seems not to realize that the actor he chose in this thread to oppose DeNiro actually apologized, quickly, to the Anti-Defamation League for his defense in a Playboy interview of Mel Gibson’s gross antisemitic statements. Basically, a poor attempt at corralling support for his awfulness. No real intellect or reasoning here, just the same old ho-hum thickheadedness.

Even Gary Oldman, is no Gary Oldman.

Gary Oldman plays various characters quite well. Lost in the role. He couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag if he had to play the real Gary Oldman.

Penny Lane, Beatles

I’ve searched on Amazon and they don’t have any for sale - I smell a million dollar business opportunity! (Well, maybe “smell” isn’t the best choice of words…)

I know I’m in the minority here, but I thought The Deer Hunter sucked.

It’s much better if you skip the Vietnam parts and just watch the long, boring wedding and homecoming scenes.

None of them come close to Joe Pesci.

Maybe it’s because one played the Frankenstein Monster,

and the other played Dracula.

All Channing Tatum played was a vaguely wolf-human

Yeah, I’d swear that wedding scene went on longer than some actual marriages.

Ok, so neither of these guys are Gary Coleman, either. Right?

Oddly enough, I saw this for the first time this morning!

Yeah. Saw this pop up on TMC, Oscars A-Z.

And if you’re anything like me, you saw it for the last time this morning. Except for this afternoon and early evening. Goddamn, this movie drags on all day!

Is it over yet?

Bumped.

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