Wait-wasn’t that what he just said?
snort Coming from you, that’s rich.
Oooh! Burn!
Hear! Hear!
That’s what’s at the heart of this issue, here. I agree 100%.
Oh yeah. That happens in GD all the time, right? That’s probably why so many of our formerly debated issues have been solved.
That’s rich coming from the likes of our resident emo superhero, Dying Next Week Boy. How’s the ticker, Diagnosis Man? Still pumping blood? I thought so. I guess you gave up on terminal illness after Make-a-Wish didn’t come through with the tax reform you wanted.
:dubious:
bites tongue
ETA: Or what Hostile Dialect actually had the cojones to say.
FETA: Oh, and Guinastasia. Darn it, am I getting this soft?
I’ve certainly had emotional meltdowns — a couple were among the most notable in board history, probably. 
It’s not the heart. It’s the lungs. I apologize that treatments have been more successful than expected. Maybe you could taunt some people who work at Starbucks or something while you wait. Someone will inform the board when your ship has come in.
Don’t kid yourself, yours are more tedious than notable. Particularly because they are so damn frequent. You are like the Metamucil of meltdowns
Maybe the shelf-life has expired. Haven’t had one in a while, and don’t feel one coming on. 
Glad to hear it. Despite my frequent inability to contain my annoyance, I really believe that IRL we could be friends. Friends can disagree and even argue. If you are ever in Northern California I would be happy to take you to dinner. Despite your faults ( who among us doesn’t have faults?) I sincerely do believe you are a good person, I disagree with you on almost everything but I appreciate your attempts to make sense of the world. I just wish you weren’t so sure you understood reality. I respond to the things you post not to you as a person.
This new Pit is making gag with its saccharine content. Even if I am in part to blame. 
Can’t we all just don’t get along?
Sorry. This guy has the courage of his convictions and is not afraid to voice them. So does this guy, this guy and this woman. Der Trihs posts on a message board. I have yet to see a statement from him that he attended a rally against a publicly funded religious display or that he spoke out at a meeting against moments of silence in the classroom. I can’t recall him saying that he marched with Cindy Sheehan or that he even voted to get Bush out of office.
Courage of his convictions? Who’s spouting off about an irrational belief now?
Noted and appreciated. I’ve been to San Francisco before, but that’s such a huge state that I could have been hundreds of miles from you. Thanks for the offer of the peace pipe. Here’s taking a toke!
Well, umm, umm, I’m an atheist, and I don’t like theists (but I like to say the word ‘theist’ because I just do!) oh and hey do you think it’s okay if I enjoy Christmas (tee hee my dirty little secret!) and Dawkins says there’s no god and that makes me feel really free to express myself but I’m worried that a theist might hit me with a broadsword and set me on fire! Hee hee!
Darwin was right, Darwin was right! Hee hee, we need more slogans guys, slogans are fun! Gee. You guys want to come over to my house and work on slogans and posters after school? You do?! YAY!
Despite some newbie’s claim in the ATMB thread the Pit is not all about hate. But I know you know that. If you wade through the bullshit this forum has more to offer than all the others combined. Some shit is over the top and some shit is tedious, but not as tedious as being polite to the goofballs with whacky ideas in GD (if you are not a goofball with whacky ideas then you should not take offense)or the goofballs in GQ who can’t be bothered to google…(not that every question should be googled, but get real some should.)
Nice redirect, accompanied by a skillful…link to IMHO? Man, the Pit is in even worse shape than I thought. It’s easy to paint me as the bad guy (in red) while you’re cutting your wrists and spilling the blood of the oppressed everywhere, but somehow I don’t think you actually expected to die. I’m pretty sure you expected more sympathy than you got, though. Don’t try to tell me that I want you dead–I don’t. I’m just tired of seeing the Crucification Pity Party cry and sob about how terrible life is for white Christians.
Oh, wait, I forgot, you’re Cherokee. Yeah, sure. You and every other whitebread conservative who’s pulled fake Cherokee lineage out of his ass to justify his political stance.
See? This is what is what I love about the Pit, I can post what I posted in my last post, stand by it, and still agree with your post. My Cherokee name is “Two Dogs Fucking”…
Oooh, does this mean anyone who posts to this thread can be confronted with some past post of theirs to prove hypocrisy? Because I’d love someone to do me!
That’s the great thing about not being able to edit our posts. We are always susceptible to our own hypocrisy. We can either admit it or explain it. Or we could be like you and limit our posts to one or two funny lines. Not that there is anything wrong with that…
Hey, I could dig through my posting history and find plenty of examples of me writing 1000+ word mini-essays that were thoughtful and reasoned.
But the point is to get someone else to do that. 
I bet you could not find a a single 500 word post. If you can, I will strip down to my underwear and dance a jig right here…(of course I am sitting in my living room so dancing in my underwear is no big deal, but I will do it)
Ok, I did a fast check, if you had a post over a 1000 words in the last two years, I can’t find it. I do not recall it and I would be surprised when I saw it.
On the other hand, my posts over 1000 words would also amount to a very small handful and would have many spelling or grammar errors.
Jim