Describe it in three words

Antichrist of capitalism.

Mushroom.

Magic fungi ohwowtheroomismeltingpbpbpbpbt
Guillotine

Chops heads off

Marshmallow

Chop, chop-chop!

Marie Antoinette.

They’re fat free!
Christopher Columbus

First Cuban Tourist

Thatcher

Ol’ Hatchet Face.

Marie Antoinette

Beheaded Cake Eater

Pop-tarts

Tasty pastry rectangles.

Aardvarks.

insectivorous ground pigs

thong

Damned uncomfortable skivvies.

Semicolon.

Semicolon: Underappreciated punctuation mark.

Capt. James T. Kirk.

KHAAAAAANNNN!!! ** KHAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!** ** KHAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!**
Stephen Hawking

Homer Simpson: That Wheelchair Guy

Comet

Comet: Not a meteor.

Henry Fonda.

Cleanser, reindeer, sky-thingy
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Babe with stakes.

Henry Fonda, still.

Started acting dynasty

White Out

Baby Jane’s Father

I had to reply to this one also.

Pop-tarts: Madonna, Britney Spears

Malicifant

Glop on stick

Malicifant