Describe it in three words, Part Deux

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=403490&page=1

After the unfortunate and, IMHO, premature closure of the previous such thread last week, I’ve decided to start another one.

Our first word or phrase:

Cecil Adams.

Not a know-nothing.

Hamlet.

Shakespeare’s Oedipal tragedy.

Cotton candy

Cotton candy: Fluffy circus treat.

Stampeding elephant.

Unfluffy circus threat.

Immanuel Kant (this is an easy one!)

A real pissant (sheesh…much of a softball there, Gadarene? ;))

Softball

Softball: Kinda like baseball.

Ty Cobb.

Racist baseball player.

The Internet.

World wide porn

Next: The wheel of Ka

The wheel of Ka: In Ka’s Cadillac.

The Wicker Man.

A nice chair.

Next: Tea bags

In Hot Water

Next: Microwave

Extremely discreet hello.

Karma

Karma: Earl’s guiding principle.

Randy Hickey.

Aren’t they all?
Next: stiletto

Armor Penetrating Weapon

Next: Nintendo Gamecube

Endless gaming fun

Next: Teddy bears

Biding their time.

The Magna Carta

Commemorate Roosevelt’s compassion.

Mt. Rushmore

Magna Carta: Signed at Runnymede.

Mt. Rushmore.