No more, no less. Then name a movie for the next poster to tackle. I’ll start:
The Big Lebowski
Sixties burnout bowls, sleuths, abides.
Next:
2001: A Space Odyssey
Aliens ask apes, answer astronauts
No Country for Old men
It might be cooler if you describe a movie in 5 words, and then we have to guess it. But I’m just being contrarian, I guess.
No Country for Old Men
Do not cross Anton Chigurh.
Next: The Godfather.
Don’t mess with my family.
Next up:
The Omega Man (the new one)
Army doc fights plague, zombies.
Dark City
It’s The Matrix! With aliens!
Next: Shoot’em up
Bulletproof baby. What’s up, doc?
Next: The Departed
Undercover cops vs. undercover crooks.
Next Up:
Boogie Nights
Fake dick rises, shoots and SKATES.
Next: Phantasm
:: Blows whistle ::
That was six words.
Phantasm
Silvery globe drills heads - ick!
Next: Black Hawk Down
Elendil’s Heir, I’m so sorry! I swear I read six instead of five.
I’ll just slink off now while hanging my head in shame. 
Skinnies kick Delta, Ranger asses.
Next: Toy Story
Toy Story
Talking toys are people too.
Next: Reservoir Dogs
faithfool, no problem - keep playing, please!
Toy Story: Sheriff, Space Ranger team up.
Reservoir Dogs: Crooks up to no good.
Citizen Kane
Tycoon dies mumbling about sled
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
Molested cowboy befriends dying Rat.
FARGO
SSG Schwartz
Fargo
Crooks fed into wood chipper.
Casablanca
Casablanca
No romance. Must fight Hitler.
Office Space
Office workers hate their jobs.
Psst. Pick the next movie!