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I’ll start us out:
Twister
Big Winds Blow; Balls Fly
The Shining (1980)
SSG Schwartz
Creepy hotel makes daddy kill!
Full Metal Jacket
Bullshit, I can’t hear you!
Dark Knight
Young Actor Died. Nominated Unjustly.
The Godfather
Prize stallions head, in bed
Back to the Future
Plays cupid for his parents.
Doubt (2008)
Did he or didn’t he?
Brokeback Mountain
Gay cowboys get it on.
Kill Bill Vol I
The Bride chops off limbs.
Kill Bill Vol II 
Tits full of rock salt
Born on the Fourth of July
Bride gets to kill Bill.
Aliens
Marines die, Ripley saves girl.
Transformers
Giant robots smash each other.
Boogie Nights
Guy turns into porn star.
The War
Born on the Fourth of July
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Cruise in full “ACT-ING!!” mode.
the War
A movie I didn’t see.
Fellini’s Satyricon
Freaky Eurotrash spectacle, I’ve heard.
The Incredibles
Suburban superheroes stop supervillian scheme.
The Curse of the Golden Flower
Gong Li’s twin charms displayed.
The Great Santini
Asshole father tortures his son.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?