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I’ll start us out:
You Only Live Twice
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Bond movie follows tried-and-true formula.
There’s Something About Mary
Smart hot chick; loser boyfriends.
The Last Airbender
Shamalayayan fucks up another movie.
Citizen Kane
Orson never topped this masterpiece.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
For the greater good, Jim.
Pathfinder
Guide, under duress, doublecrosses enemy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Stylish pair whoring through apathy.
The Red Shoes.*
Tight fit, but let’s dance!
Demon Seed
Woman gets jiggy with computer.
No Country for Old Men
Mexican assassin not nice guy.
The Big Lebowski
It brings the room together.
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Rodents succeed in pop music.
Legends of the Fall
Father and sons in wlderness.
Marley & Me
Not so cheery; dog dies.
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Independent girls, buckle under love.
Sunset Boulevard
Corpse tells story from pool.
The Ten Commandments
Obey engraved laws… or else!
Where Eagles Dare
Shooting Nazis on a mountaintop.
The Outlaw Josey Wales