Clint loses family, starts killin’
Casablanca
Bunch of cliches strung together.
Blues Brothers
Band saves orphanage, wears sunglasses.
Planet of the Apes
Astronaut can’t go home again.
Plan 9 from Outer Space
It’s kind of a fail if your description doesn’t describe the plot, but is instead a shot at the movie’s quality or a comment on an actor or other person involved.
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Bela Lugosi’s dead. Keep filming!
The Exorcist
Linda Blair spews pea soup.
Jesus Christ Superstar
I have all His albums!
Ice Station Zebra
Frozen submarine, searching for plot.
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Random Harvest*
Remember me? Oh, please do!
Children of the Corn
Visit Nebraska! Enjoy our cornfields!
*The Human Centipede *
Ass to mouth to Ewwww!
Diary of a Lost Girl
Virginity lost; life gone wrong.
Deliverance
Inbreeds, male rape, duelling banjos!
I Spit on Your Grave
Violent gang rape; repeated retribution.
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover.*
Criminal’s wife has big tits.
Inception
Am I dreaming? Well… maybe.
Prospero’s Books
Tempest update; Gielgud naked… really?
Top Gun
Fast planes and shirtless volleyball
Battlefield Earth
Fat Travolta channels Scientology propaganda.
To Catch a Thief