Sorry! Missed the edit, got distracted:
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Star Wars*
Thanks Elendil.
Father issues on flying ships.
Across the Universe
Unrelated Beatle songs strung together
“Magnolia”
Tom Cruises swears, frogs fall.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Odysseus goes 30.s style. Sings.
Wrath of Kahn
Klingon bastards killed my son.
The Incredibles
(You’re one ST movie too early!)
The Incredibles: Parr family full of surprises.
Notorious
Spy vs. Spy, McGuffin wine.
Night of the Hunter
Creepy preacher wants family treasure.
Snakes On a Plane
Jackson intones “mother fucker” alot.
Juno
Since this one was missed I’ll give it a shot:
Mutant bastard killed my friend.
Juno is still up.
“Motherfucker” should be one word; “a lot” is two. So that’s five! Whew.
Juno: Pregnant precocious teen = laff riot.
*For a Few Dollars More *
Point of order: does an equal sign count as a word?
For a Few Dollars More
Man still has no name.
Next:
Saturday Night Fever
I knew someone would ask that, but no. It’s punctuation.
Saturday Night Fever: Aimless youth dances, finds respect.
Birth of a Nation
I think I suck at this game. 
Ancient D. W. Griffith’s racism.
V for Vendetta
Alan Moore must be pissed!
The Seven Samurai
Japanese badasses save a village.
Million Dollar Baby
Million Dollar Baby
Paralyzed boxer pleads for death.
The Incredibles
The Incredibles has already been done.